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It'll Never Sound the Same Again... [Nov. 9th, 2006|11:42 pm]
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[changelingjane]
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It's a half-assed parody, I'll admit, but it made me laugh when it popped in my head. I wrote it in a way that I could sneak it in on unsuspecting people at a kareoke night sometime. That's just my style.

This goes out to all you girls just starting off!

FRIDAY I'M A GIRL
(sung to the tune of Friday I'm in Love by the Cure)
by Jamie Roberts


I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday I want to be you
It's Friday, I'm a girl

Monday you can call me sir
Tuesday, Wednesday's all a blur
Thursday I know just the cure
It's Friday I'm a girl

Saturday, drab
Sunday always makes me mad
But Friday I look fucking fab

I don't care for Mondays, Jack!
Tuesday, Wednesday I might crack
Thursday, never looking back
It's Friday, I'm a girl

Monday you can give me head
Tuesday, Wednesday break the bed
Thursday no more aching dread
It's Friday, I'm a girl

Saturday, drab
Sunday always makes me mad
But Friday I look fucking fab

Dressed up to the eyes
It's a wonderful surprise
To see my shoes and my spirits rise
Throwing out my frown
And just smiling at the sound
And as sleek as a shriek
Spinning round and round
My skirt always gets hiked
It's such a gorgeous sight
To see it gone from there inbetween my thighs
I can never get enough
Enough of this stuff
It's Friday, I'm a girl

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday I want to be you
It's Friday, I'm a girl

Monday you can call me sir
Tuesday, Wednesday's all a blur
Thursday I know just the cure
It's Friday I'm a girl

*ducks and runs*

(crossposted from my personal LJ, changelingjane, to a couple trans communities)
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[User Picture]From: franceschina
2006-11-10 07:05 am (UTC)
Okay, that was effin' hilarious. You killed me with the line, "Thursday I know just the cure."

8P <-- (See? That's me, fainted dead. You evil person.)
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From: changelingjane
2006-11-10 02:06 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Glad you liked it :)
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[User Picture]From: theragtagpoet
2009-01-09 10:58 am (UTC)
Very clever and funny! Yayness!
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